作为一个正在重看Veep第五六七八次的人，我宣布第一季里最好笑的是第三集，笑点最贴近剧情，丝滑且密集：

1.

Mike: Look, Amy, oil already hates me 'cause we're closing their tax loopholes and making them pay for cleanup, so now l'm eating everyone's shit. I'm like the last guy in a human centipede with this.

2.

Amy (to Mike) : You are like a... Earlobe, you're just there, just wobbling.

3.

Dan: I suppose Chuck could be viewed as a gesture.

Barbara Hallowes: Chuck is a gesture all right. (gives the middle finger)

4.

Amy: Chuck is oil.

Sidney Purcell: No, he's not oil. He's a fucking fossil but he's not oil. We need somebody who is plugged in. The only thing Chuck is plugged into is his fucking piss-bag.

5.

Chuck Furnham: What's the problem? The vice president told me it's as good as announced!

Mike: As good as announced is not announced! You are as good as dead, but you are not actually dead, not yet!

6.

Selina: I can't talk to him, cause I'm with my daughter right now.

Dan: Perhaps the widow walk?

Selina: Oh the widow walk!

Gary (to Catherine): You are the widow.

7.

Jonah: The thing is, ma'am, FLOTUS is currently procuring a canine for herself. The first dog, or FDOTUS, has been planned for weeks. We simply can't allow the possibility that your dog will overshadow FDOTUS.

Amv: Stop saying FDOTUS!